Coma victim…
A man wakes up after being in a coma for 20 years. Immediately he calls his bank to see how his savings have grown with interest over the last two decades and is told he has $144,833,411, 19 in his account.
“Whooo- Hoo! I’m a multi-millionaire!”
He hobbles down the hallway giggling to himself at his good fortune. “I’m gonna celebrate!”
At the end of the hallway is a Coca-Cola Machine.
“Ahhh! That’ll taste good after all these years!”
He fishes in his pocket and comes out with a dollar bill and inserts it. He can’t wait!
Suddenly, a voice comes from the vending machine:
“Please add an additional, $47, 499 dollars.”
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